'Bout Me

I play guitar, partner with engineers at Stripe, brew beer, have traveled to guatemala with plumbers without borders, performed with the Antartica ballet, ran moonshine in Alaska during prohibition, wrestled an anteater and won, won a gold medal in curling at the summer olympics, danced with the devil in the pale moonlight, ran with the chickens in Pamplona.**

**many facts on this page, are in fact, not facts.